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#1. I think it's really important to be kind, especially to people whose lives are grim - I try hard to cheer people up in as many ways as I can - if all else fails - I tell 'em a joke! - Author: Jo Brand

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#2. We can be the very first generation which fails to see the logic or pride in defining ourselves by anything else but what is found within ourselves: our values - Author: Akilnathan Logeswaran

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#3. My flute, M. Poirot, is my oldest companion. When everything else fails, music remains. - Author: Agatha Christie

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#4. The bill then says if the Senate does not act, then H.R. 1 (the House-passed bill that cuts $61 billion) will be the law of the land. In addition to that, it says that if all else fails , and the Senate brings about a shutdown, then members should not get their pay. - Author: Eric Cantor

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#5. A man can spend his whole existence never learning the simple lesson that he has only one life and that if he fails to do what he wants with it, nobody else really cares.
Louis Auchincloss - Author: Louis Auchincloss

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#6. Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else. The trick is the doing something else. - Author: Tom Peters

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#7. Easy," he muttered under his breath. "Save the foolish heroics for the 'all-else-fails' part of the program. - Author: Thomas M. Reid

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#8. You think education is something to be done when all else fails? - Author: T.H. White

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#9. I have three rules to live by: Get your work done. If that doesn't work, shut up and drink your gin, and when all else fails, run like hell. - Author: Ray Bradbury

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#10. When all else fails, start running! - Author: Dean Karnazes

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#11. With all the movies I've done, I still get recognized from my episode of 'Law & Order' more than anything else. It never fails. - Author: Anthony Mackie

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#12. When all else fails, dress beautifully and throw your food. - Author: Gail Carriger

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#13. You know what, I'm going to say this and I mean it, if all else fails and I've got to shake, rattle 'n' roll and get on the woo-wop, this is going to be my heeyah zone. - Author: Snoop Dogg

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#14. I have tried to live my life by: I cannot control others. I can only control myself and my reactions to others. And when all else fails, I choose kindness. I show compassion. Then, if I have made poor choices, I have at least not damaged my spirit. - Author: P.C. Cast

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#15. The great end of all arts is to make an impression on the imagination and the feeling. The imitation of nature frequently does this. Sometimes it fails and something else succeeds. - Author: Joshua Reynolds

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#16. I am here because when all else fails, when all the other mighty gods have gone off to war, I am all that's left. Home. Hearth. I am the last Olympian. - Author: Rick Riordan

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#17. When all else fails, and to stand firm seems impossible, stand on the wood of the Cross; it will float with you. - Author: Marie Leszczynska

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#18. Be. Here. NOW. Don't forget to breathe. When all else fails, grab a clown nose. - Author: Tom Bergeron

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#19. [W]hen all else fails, kill it with fire. - Author: Larry Correia

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#20. The best doctor in the world is yourself:
Diagnose yourself with your heart
Treat yourself with your mind
Take care of yourself with your spirit
Maintain yourself with your body
If all else fails get a second opinion. - Author: Steven Aitchison

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#21. When all else fails, there's always delusion. - Author: Conan O'Brien

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#22. When all else fails, go for the ego. - Author: Val McDermid

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#23. if all else fails you can read - Author: Louisa May Alcott

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#24. If all else fails and you don't know what to wear, put on a black dress, and you'll be happy. - Author: Lily Donaldson

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#25. If all else fails, we then factor (fall) into our equation. And pray hard, someone factors (catching us) into theirs. - Author: Noor Iskandar

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#26. If all else fails, we will simply have to drug our attendants, overpower the guards, raise the oppressed peasants to arms, and take over the government. - Author: Elizabeth Peters

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#27. When all else fails, you can always damn yourself with a necessary evil, for the greater good. - Author: Simon R. Green

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#28. If all else fails, a few deep breaths. - Author: Amber Valletta

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#29. If all else fails, you could wait for the first corner and tie his dreadlocks to the goalpost. - Author: Vinnie Jones

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#30. If all else fails, pillage the fridge. - Author: Rene Gutteridge

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#31. Once you're on stage you can't go back, even when things go wrong people expect you to stay there and entertain them. When all else fails, you've got to try tap dancing. - Author: Angus Young

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#32. When all else fails to organize the people, conditions will. - Author: Marcus Garvey

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#33. When all else fails, take a vacation. - Author: Betty Williams

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#34. The worst madman is the one who fails to consider the possibility of somebody else being mad too. - Author: Vladimir Nabokov

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#35. Celebrate your success and find humor in your failures. Don't take yourself so seriously. Loosen up and everyone around you will loosen up. Have fun and always show enthusiasm. When all else fails, put on a costume and sing a silly song. - Author: Sam Walton

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#36. When all else fails, use the pen.

EMW - Author: Erik Martin Willen

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#37. God knows the feelings in every human heart. He can soften sorrow and lead when there seems to be no light. Prayer can give guidance and confidence. It reminds us that no one need be alone in this world. If all else fails, remember, God and one other person can be a family. - Author: Marvin J. Ashton

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#38. When all else fails, when you hit a brick wall, let the enemy reveal themselves by giving them what they're looking for. - Author: Jane Prowse

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#39. Suicide may be a choice, but not as much as it is expected when everything else fails. - Author: Mark Brightlife

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#40. Beware of addictive medicines. Everything in moderation. This applies particularly to the Internet and your sofa. The physical world is ultimately the source of all inspiration. Which is to say, if all else fails : take a bike ride. - Author: Aaron Koblin

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#41. A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. In the hour of need, when all else fails, we remember him upon whose knees we sat when children, and who soothed our sorrows; and even though he may be unable to assist us, his mere presence serves to comfort and strengthen us. - Author: Emile Gaboriau

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#42. When all else fails, God never fails. - Author: Lailah Gifty Akita

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#43. If all else fails, stop drop and roll..works for me.. - Author: Melissa Mercer

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#44. When all else fails, tell the truth. - Author: Donald T. Regan

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#45. I can never be anything else but an American, and I must think of the United States first, and when I think of the United States first in an arrangement like this I am thinking of what is best for the world, for if the United States fails the best hopes of mankind fail with it. - Author: Henry Cabot Lodge

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#46. If your current get-rich project fails, take what you learned and try something else. Keep repeating until something lucky happens. The universe has plenty of luck to go around; you just need to keep your hand raised until it's your turn. It helps to see failure as a road and not a wall. - Author: Scott Adams

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#47. If all else fails, the character of a man can be recognized by nothing so surely as by a jest which he takes badly. - Author: Georg C. Lichtenberg

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#48. When all else fails, fresh tactics! - Author: John Travolta

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#49. Suicide is not a choice, it is what is left when everything else fails. - Author: Unknown

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#50. If all else fails, there's always print or web zines. - Author: Rudy Rucker

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#51. While trying to play God, all else fails - Author: D.L. Narrol

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#52. If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. - Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

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#53. Good writing does not succeed or fail on the strength of its ability to persuade. It succeeds or fails on the strength of its ability to engage you, to make you think, to give you a glimpse into someone else's head. - Author: Malcolm Gladwell

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#54. When all else fails the liberals call you names or attack your personality. - Author: Herman Cain

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#55. Prayer is of transcendent importance. Prayer is the mightiest agent to advance God's work. Praying hearts and hands only can do God's work. Prayer succeeds when all else fails. - Author: Edward McKendree Bounds

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#56. Minimalism is a girl's best asset, blend tones, smudge hard outlines; if all else fails ; Photoshop it. - Author: Judith Chambers

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#57. When all else fails, cleaning house is the perfect antidote to most of life's ills. - Author: Sue Grafton

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#58. In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character. - Author: P. J. O'Rourke

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#59. When all else fails, men turn to reason. - Author: E. O. Wilson

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#60. If all else fails, I could go to a train station and open up my saxophone case and make some bucks. I can do "Mary Had A Little Lamb," I can do "Happy Birthday." - Author: Sean Price

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#61. In the last analysis, the individual person is responsible for living his own life and for 'finding himself.' If he persists in shifting his responsibility to somebody else, he fails to find out the meaning of his own existence. - Author: Thomas Merton

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#62. When all else fails ... try smoking a good cigar and have a stiff drink. If that doesn't work ... have another. - Author: Timothy Pina

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#63. When all else fails, stare straight into the sun. - Author: Marty Rubin

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#64. A man's task is to find himself, and if he fails in this, it doesn't much matter what else he finds. - Author: William Manchester

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#65. When all else fails, don't take it in silence: scream like hell, scream like Jericho was tumbling down, serenaded by a brace of trombones, scream - Author: Dambudzo Marechera

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#66. When all else fails, write what your heart tells you. You can't depend on your eyes, when your imagination is out of focus. - Author: Mark Twain

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#67. When all else fails fall back on the truth.
No I'm a politician I can't tell the truth

Mara Cal Omas - Author: Walter Jon Williams

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#68. When all else fails, philosophize. - Author: J.M. Coetzee

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#69. The advantage of the cauliflower is that if all else fails , you can always cover it with melted cheese and eat it. - Author: William E. Simon

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#70. When all else fails, love more... - Author: Jean Williams

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#71. I was years older than you when I became an ambassador for the first time. Remember that, Tycho? How did we get through that assignment, anyway?"
"Pretty much, we opened fire on everyone who disagreed with us."
Wedge nodded and turned to his daughter. "When all else fails, just do that. - Author: Aaron Allston

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#72. She stared up at me, and there was something in her eyes, something that said we finally had an understanding. She was afraid of me, and sometimes that's the best you can do with people. I'd tried kindness. I'd tried friendship. I'd tried respect. But when all else fails, fear will do the job. - Author: Laurell K. Hamilton

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#73. In essence, sin is all that is in opposition to God. Sin defies God; it violates His character, His law, and His covenant. It fails, as Martin Luther put it, to 'let God be God.' Sin aims to dethrone God and strives to place someone or something else upon His rightful throne. - Author: Joel Beeke

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#74. If all else fails, birdie the last. - Author: Adam Derek Scott

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#75. When all else fails, complicate matters. - Author: Aaron Allston

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#76. I can't sleep,I can't but when all else fails I just breath ... - Author: Pamela Moore Scott

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#77. When the wind blows in your face,
when you feel you are losing your head,
when the going gets tough,
and when all else fails,
look inside you,
you are not alone. - Author: Malak El Halabi

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#78. The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a notch. - Author: Tom Arnold

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#79. But if all else fails , I can always write her a sonnet." "A sonnet?" said Hugh. "No woman can resist having her name rhymed with a flower in iambic pentameter," said Daniel. - Author: Helen Simonson

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#80. When All Else Fails, Just Write. - Author: E.N. Hardy

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#81. The hardest thing is to forgive, but God does, even if you murdered or robbed, ya it's wrong, but God loves, take one step toward him he'll take two toward you, even when all else fails, God'll support you - Author: Nas

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#82. When all else fails ... Love will always prevail! Shine your peace light of LOVE on all who may cross your path in life. You will make a difference! - Author: Timothy Pina

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